- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

batman farted so hes retarded

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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