- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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