- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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