- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Cancer.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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