- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Tunechi

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Justin Bieber.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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