why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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