- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Women's Rights Movement

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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