- Anti Joke

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.