- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Weaner

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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