What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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