- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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