- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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