- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*