- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Sixty... eight

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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