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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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