- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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