- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

women's rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

This sentence is a lie.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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