What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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