What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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