Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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I am quite mature.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Sarah Palin.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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people magazine

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

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