PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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