- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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