- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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