- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Where's my baby??

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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