Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Women's rights

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

roses are red violets are blue they really are

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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