- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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