- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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