Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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