What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

this website is a bad joke

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Balls

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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