- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Pickle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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