- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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