Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How about that airline food?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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