Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

a man was shot.... he died

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Anti Joke

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