whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did jim all I over? He dies

your so fat. your fat!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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