- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

hey hey apple

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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