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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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