Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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