- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Guest what? Dog

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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