- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Camerons hair is Curly..

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