Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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