Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

whats white jizz

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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Anti Joke

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