- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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