What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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