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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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