- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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