Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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all hail based mark

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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