- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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