What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Women's Rights...

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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P0P T4Rt

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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