Women's rights.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Scott

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

French people.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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