What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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