A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Chicken

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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