- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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