What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A pope meets another one

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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one stop shop

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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