Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Robert Mugabe.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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