Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Anti Joke

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