- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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