- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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