- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

My mum is called Steve

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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