Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Make me famous

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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