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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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