- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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