- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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