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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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