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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Trump will make America great again.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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