- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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