what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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