- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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