Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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