How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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