- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Whats 1+1? window!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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