- Anti Joke

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

it was all Tagart

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?