What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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