What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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