- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What comes after 69? 70

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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