- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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