- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Chicken

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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