- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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