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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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