- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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