What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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