2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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