How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What happened to my sunglasses?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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