Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Anti Joke

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